Unlike the Spear of Destiny the Chip Fork of Destiny is more easily found - especially on a weekend night after a few beers. Useless for gravy and curry sauce but it can manage mushy peas at a push.
The Destiny bit ? Keep eating too many chips and you'll find that out for yourself.
Gildan 5000
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
